The Palace of Wisdom

I wrote a thing on How I Met Your Mother a while ago, and then some other dude wrote something about “The Ducky Tie” that was kind of like what I wrote, so I felt like I should finally start publishing all the silly ideas I have in my head before other people incept me and I am left writing advertising copy for dog food in a house filled with cats. I hope you’ll read it (by clicking on Beercules), but if not, I totes understand. Thanks.

And if that doesn’t work, because God hates me: try this http://thepalaceofwisdom.org/?p=164

ryanhatesthis:

I challenge you to find a better use of tumblr than Should You Wear That Fedora?

This entire website is a Public Service Announcement against fedoras.

mrdavidgordon:

Ryan and Jon pretending they know how to read. Like cavemen.

This reminds me of the pictures of people hiding in the subways during the Battle of Britain.

ryanhatesthis:

“Swag, mother fucker.” 

What pothead on earth is that proactive?

EDIT: about anything other than talking about decriminalization on the internet.

ryanhatesthis:

Lebron, do yourself a favor, and don’t love in love with Peeta like I did…

:(

Did he just start it that game? He looks like he’s on page 50.

shakespeareandshoes:

view from the subway (Taken with instagram)

The subway took a picture of your feet? Weird.

asobbrokeup:

annieofitall:

1x01 Pilot

Professor Duncan: I’m asking you if you know the difference between right and wrong.
Jeff Winger: I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough I could make anything right or wrong. So either I’m god, or truth is relative. And either case booyah.

3x22 Introduction to Finality

Jeff Winger: I mean, guys like me, we’ll tell you there’s no right or wrong—there’s no real truths. And as long as we all believe that, guys like me can never lose. Because the truth is, I’m lying when I say there is no truth. The truth is—the pathetically, stupidly, inconveniently, obvious truth is, helping only ourselves is bad and helping each other is good. 

1x01 Pilot

Professor Duncan: The average person has a much harder time saying ’booyah’ to moral relativism.

3x22 Introduction to Finality

Pierce Hawthorne: Booyah, good person!

I would have been totally happy if Introduction to Finality had been the series finale