February 2012
4 posts
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Sitcom idea: "Kid Grandpa"
suburbantragic: Due to a strange series of coincidences and a nasty accident, a young boy of seven becomes a grandpa to a young boy of four. Will billy be able to balance 2nd grade while also trying to be a good grandpa? Tune in to find out. Now, does the kid have to act like a person? Or are they a tiny illogical monster still? Actually, you know what? Either way, I’m all in.
Feb 22nd
8 notes
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“Great, all of my season 1 episodes of Gilmore Girls are corrupted.”
– A sentence I never thought I would actually say to myself.  (via suburbantragic) I have them on DVD if you need to borrow them
Feb 8th
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January 2012
9 posts
Jan 24th
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
3,839 notes
(Book)Classes for Spring Semester, Hofstra...
apcalvin42: American Fiction 1950 - Present (L. Zimmerman) James Joyce (Lorsch) Critical Theory & Writing (Sawhney) Media Ethics (Goodman) Basic Layout and Design for Journalism (Van B) The critical theory class with Sawhney was the best thing I have ever done. It introduced me to postmodernism and deconstructivism. Best. Class. Ever.
Jan 10th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
157 notes
Unpopular opinion time
asobbrokeup: I don’t like Firefly. I tried to get into it and I’ve watched the first five episodes but just found them boring.  I wanted to watch it over this break, but I think I’m better off moving on to Game of Thrones or Twin Peaks instead.  Sorry internet. Not to be that guy, but Joss Whedon seems (and I hate to use this word, but it fits here) overrated to me in general. Buffy is...
Jan 5th
December 2011
17 posts
5 tags
Dec 29th
I swear to God...
if I hear one more analyst calls it a “strike” instead of a “lockout” one more time w/r/t the NBA, I am going to lose my shit. THOSE ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS.
Dec 29th
queen-of-everything: I thought I had a bowl at home but I don’t and How Am I Going to Smoke this Weed a book of poetry by Kemi Ajisekola. Do you have an apple?
Dec 25th
Dec 20th
queen-of-everything: I just think that Rory should have married Logan when she had the chance he would have taken care of her I don’t know what I am more bothered by: how much I agree with this statement or the fact that I’ve watched enough Gilmore Girls to be able to.
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
761 notes
I really get the feeling that Tom Brady
is going to cock slap Tim Tebow this weekend. It’s going to be awkward to watch,
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
29 notes
Wait, so Weird Al Yankovic's first name isn't...
mrdavidgordon: I feel a bit misled now. Actually it is “Weird”, I believe. His stage name is “Weird” Al Yankovic. You haven’t been misled, you just don’t understand postmodernism.
Dec 9th
synecdoche: What if I go see New Year’s Eve at midnight? Just me and whiskey and a suicide note. Wouldn’t your ticket stub for that movie count as a suicide note?
Dec 8th
33 notes
Dec 8th
827 notes
Conan O'Brien Can't Stop
is the Hearts of Darkness for late-night talk shows.
Dec 7th
Super Troopers is the best movie ever.
Dec 7th
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
Nick Kroll did a very good job tonight.
That Schadenfreude joke might be my single favorite of all time.
Dec 2nd
November 2011
5 posts
Nov 25th
38 notes
Let's all quit our jobs and become touring dubstep...
ryanhatesthis: thepofwisdom: apcalvin42: suburbantragic: I’m all for this, but only if my stage name can be “DJ Jazzy Jeff.” DJ (DJ) DeeJay Is Sir-Mix-a-Lot taken? Because shotty. DJ DJ Qualls* *And yes, the hyperlink to DJ Qualls’ imdb page is part of my name. Things I learned today: DJ Qualls is NOT a DJ. 
Nov 25th
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Let's all quit our jobs and become touring dubstep...
apcalvin42: suburbantragic: I’m all for this, but only if my stage name can be “DJ Jazzy Jeff.” DJ (DJ) DeeJay Is Sir-Mix-a-Lot taken? Because shotty.
Nov 25th
26 notes
2 tags
synecdoche: I want to have a bottle episode theme party where we only hang out and drink in one room of an apartment and we aren’t allowed to bring any guests that aren’t part of our main group of friends and we have to entertain each other solely by talking until we all eventually start arguing. Isn’t part of a bottle episode the surprise of being stuck in a place with the people? You’d...
Nov 25th
51 notes
1 tag
Hofstra kids are always so uncomfortable at the...
suburbantragic: They’re all basically huddled up on one side. Minority groups are scary, guys! Eh. Hempstead’s train station is the absolute worst one I have ever been to. It’s actually a dangerous place, and I’ve been threatened on more than one occasion. Also, minorities are scary. They all have special genetic skills that they get from their pods. It’s science.
Nov 11th
October 2011
6 posts
Oct 30th
684 notes
Thank you, internet.  →
Oct 24th
Oct 24th
43 notes
important questions:
heyveronica: conozco: Is it waiting “on line” or “in line” when you are waiting at a store (not on the Internet)? edit: i know it’s “in line” but i like being right and according to long islanders (who live on long island)/some jersey-ites, i am “correct.” also, it totally makes sense grammatically.  think about it. there is a line and i am on it. how could i be INSIDE a line? i can’t. can’t...
Oct 11th
42 notes
2 tags
as far as horribly offensive Halloween costumes...
I’m pretty sure that’s what the song “Two-headed boy, pt.2” is about.
Oct 4th
Free (B)ryan!
Oct 2nd
4 notes
September 2011
31 posts
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
196 notes
2 tags
How I Met Your Mother
is not the best show on TV, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t my favorite.
Sep 26th
parks and recreation is
a show that makes me happy that i get to watch tv.
Sep 23rd
1 tag
jean ralphio
was on donna’s boob
Sep 23rd
i hope jean ralphio
is in Ron’s beard
Sep 23rd
AMY POEHLER
marry me.
Sep 23rd
"CLASSIC WINGER"
2/3
Sep 23rd
DON'T DO IT, CHANG
there’s monkey knock out gas.
Sep 23rd